Breast-ever shop assistant

I went to a screening of Jessica Simpson’s new film, Employee Of The Month, a few weeks ago and there was only one other journalist in there. If that other hack had left I wouldn’t have been able to resist making myself comfy and asking the projectionist to fast-forward to the cleavage scenes.

I don’t care that people think she’s a girl who probably makes spaghetti by putting fresh pasta through a paper shredder. I think she’s incredible. I’ve been her greatest fan since I first noticed her endearing big breasts/a bit dippy combo on reality programme Newlyweds.

And, although there are many more revealing pictures than this one, I find it quite charming; her in her pastel-coloured jumper, buying some bananas, then – I imagine – heading home and making her very own banana split… Mmmm.