Comments on: Ex pest

By: Kudzai

Kudzai — Mon, 06 Aug 2007 10:06:54 +0000

U know what guys, its not about the fact that you are still attarcted to the girl. Its about you believing that that girl ( once dating you) Is now your possesion which is bull. coz if were to be fliped around you would be the first to brush her off as being and irrit. As for the Guy being a South African… Well sorry to say it but some of the english boys got along way to catch up on the SA boys… So my notion stands at Good on the girl, she must vist Cape Town and see whats on offer. And for the Guys that goes double time, the girls are the best in the world…… TRUST ME.

Peace & Love
K

By: yumyum

yumyum — Tue, 24 Jul 2007 18:00:34 +0000

Yet another male in the same quandry as me.

I find myself feeling the same about every ex-girlfriend; whereas I don’t particularly want them, I don’t particularly want anybody else having them either.

I just re-read that and I sound like some sort of African dictator. Well, at least they have lots of palaces.

By: Little_Fella

Little_Fella — Sun, 24 Jun 2007 21:17:00 +0000

Heh heh.. ‘500 misfortune club’ - that should be quoted…

It is difficult to deal with the knowledge that there is a new gadge-head entering into the life of your ex… impossible to deal with rationally - unless you can get your head in the right space…

The way to do that is to make goddamn sure you have had a new encounter of your own… play this back to yourself when you feel those irrational primate surges coming upon you…

It is the only defense…

By: Chew

Chew — Mon, 14 May 2007 22:23:10 +0000

In the same vein, my ex recently decided to hook up with a 7′, body builder, she’d obviously had enough of 5′10 skinny white kids, it really is the standard issue male response to be jealous, even though you actually have no real interest in her anymore. I just know I can’t compete on any form of masculinity….maybe i’m funnier?

Knowing my luck he’s like Eddie bloody Murphy

By: M Bolton

M Bolton — Sun, 08 Apr 2007 23:40:12 +0000

What were you doing round her house anyway? Trying to get a freebie? I can’t believe she didn’t give you one after that glorious display of manly maladjustedness.

By: homeboy460

homeboy460 — Sat, 17 Mar 2007 00:12:06 +0000

Wow that sort of helps me see the lighter side went through the same thing. Its good to see another honest man who knows when he can’t move on

By: SydneyHopper

SydneyHopper — Fri, 16 Mar 2007 09:08:00 +0000

Expecting our Ex-whatever to walk a line of chastity is a telling sign of how one views women in general. We are talking ‘forgot to waive ownership rights’. Perhaps women should walk around with log books that men have to sign off on, before the lady can be moved on to the next owner. Just a brief history of how they were in bed; mark up for kinky, mark down for independent rear action.

I would hazard a guess at lonely child, or spoilt beyond the normal realm of pinched cheeks and a weekly trip to ‘balls in a cage’ room

And why not.

I would like to hold dominion over all my ex girlfriends and have
instant access to their hidden comparison charts. I know they have
them, squirreled away some where, with the Mrs Dorian Gray pictures. My entire essence, dissected and measured and splayed out like some misfortune 500 index. The rise and fall of my significance.

Just me then?

By: tom.hills

tom.hills — Thu, 08 Mar 2007 22:11:43 +0000

could be worse: he could have been welsh.

By: benc

benc — Thu, 08 Mar 2007 18:33:32 +0000

Ha ha ha - she probably met him at the Walkabout or the Church or some other colonials hangout….but what was she doing there heh?

By: John Doe

John Doe — Thu, 08 Mar 2007 12:38:05 +0000

For god’s sake man, move on!

“But that’s what we do, isn’t it? That’s the standard male reaction to your ex moving on.”

I thought the standard male reaction to your ex moving on was trying to shag one of her mates?