Porny games just got pornier

When we’re not busy on our mobiles speaking to ‘important contacts’ (“Honey, I’m going to be late”) or ‘vital leads’ (“Mum, I lost all my money playing online poker again”), at Arena there’s nothing we like more than using our multi-megabyted handsets to play shit but vaguely suggestive video games.

Because, as we all know, vanilla grot is the new hardcore, now that we’ve all seen everything go into everything orifice, and are seeking purer, simpler pleasures.

This week’s one-handed wonder is Sexy Babes Wild Waterslides, which may or may not be a euphemism for covering lucky females with your man sauce. What do you reckon?

Hmm, still not sure.

Still inconclusive, I’m saying. Maybe we should just leave it to developer Glu to clear up any misunderstandings:

“Choose one of the three Sexy Babes, and then soak her to the skin… Simple timing and reaction-based controls let you spray your girl with water cannons. Fire your jet-spray in time to drench your babe… Your goal is to get the girl as wet as possible and take hot pics along the way. The wetter you get her, the hotter the pics!”

So that’ll be a yes, then.