Salma’s surprises

i’ve been ridiculed for my dislike of kirsty “jimmy hill/bruce forsythe” gallagher and britney “rough-as-guts” spears and the comments i’ve left regarding the blogs on said twosome. now i can say nothing but mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

Ahh, a picture can express a thousand words. Who needs journalists…

There’s not much of a surprise there! You’d see those mamma’s coming a mile off. As nice as those two ‘top’ fella’s are, surely Salma could have gotten something that fitted her and instead of looking a bit cheap, a la Pammy Anderson (in some photo’s, not all) she could’ve looked like a classy lady with with stonking ’smash hits’. Saying all that, I wouldn’t kick her out of bed for a contract with Chelsea.

Lovely rack. But is that a moustache?

She’s 40 odd for chrissakes she’s entitled to a bit of fluff on the upper lip.I’d wlak over a mile of broken glass to have a drink with her…