What would you do if your girlfriend was f*cking Matt Damon?

Imagine that you’re a successful comedian and talk show host. Imagine that you have a beautiful girlfriend who is also a comedian (albeit a somewhat foul-mouthed one you might prefer not to take home to Mum). Now imagine that on your own TV show, she reveals that she’s cheating on you… with Matt Damon. Ouch.

Still, why take it lying down? Just because he’s rich, handsome, successful and, well, Jason Bourne doesn’t mean you can’t get your own back. Respect, Jimmy. And all the best to you and Ben.