England’s ruin

I think it will be a breathtaking show of skill and power and I would like to think that England will triumph… then I remember they have Chabal. I could make endless jokes about him being hewn from granite or being like thunder from Zeus’s heart… but that would sound a bit gay. So instead I insist you watch him bash the stuffing out of some leaden and lazy extras from The Lord Of The Rings. Bosh!